The following video is definitely not safe for work. It’s not politically correct and it contains some really colorful language. But perhaps, like me, it will make you laugh your fool head off! Thank you Jean for sending it to me. …
Your Monday Meditation Read More »
The name Don Featherstone might not ring any bells for you, and until last week I didn’t realize he was the creator of one of the most iconic symbols of our time: the pink flamingo. …
The Pink Standard Read More »
You’re turning 148 but honey, I swear you don’t look a day over 145.
Happy Day, Canada Read More »
I don’t always have sympathy for people who have been taken in by scams. It really depends on the type of ruse. If it appeals to someone’s latent sense of greed, I can turn to cold stone. An example would be the many pyramid schemes that wend their way through groups of ladies who lunch. The ones who get in on it early make a ton of cash and the late-comers lose bigtime when the whole thing collapses as it always does. That’s not only selfish, it’s illegal. …
Fraudulent Bogus Idiots Read More »
Without a lot of fanfare, I subscribed to Sirius satellite radio for the past year. My KIA Soul came with a free 3-month trial and I waited them out until the price came down to about $6 per month from $15. …
But Sirius-ly Folks Read More »
Game requests. Bar none, it’s the top thing people complain about. And it strikes me as so lame because the power to stop them lies with the requestee not the requester. …
The Number One Facebook Complaint Read More »
It seems to happen every other day. Someone posts a video of a police officer losing his mind and doing something racist or way over the top for the situation he’s in. …
The trial for the woman who backed her car into the London south Costco last summer, killing two children, is now over.
Ruth Burger admits to the facts. …
Criminal or Not Criminal? Read More »
Canadians and Americans aren’t taking all of the paid vacation days they’re entitled to. Some don’t take any of them at all. I feel like this refers to some sort of aliens because it’s not a concept I’m familiar with. I take every single scrap of time off I’ve earned, and I always have. …
Skipping Vacations. What’s Up With That? Read More »
Have you seen these two (alleged) dirtbags?
Meet Elvira Krstic who prefers to be called Maya. She used to date a man named Jesse James, 23, who was stabbed to death on surveillance video downtown at the start of the long weekend. She’s 18 and loves the thought of men fighting over her and proving their love with jealous rages.
And this is Isak Adams, 20, who likes to be called Strapz because he’s super cool and that nickname means he straps on a knife. He is Maya’s current boyfriend but he had a beef with James because James dated her first.
These Bonnie-and-Clyde wannabes are on the run. Someone is helping them stay below the radar and as we recently saw with another case where a fugitive was hiding in a friend’s home, that someone will also get charged with serious offences. Krstic and Adams will get caught. Resistence is futile. It’s all a game to them and now a young man’s life is gone in the playing of it.
My only hope when I follow a story like this, as I must in my line of work, is that one day the enormity of what they’ve done comes back to haunt the killers. I feel I can say killers because they are on video, murdering James, in front of at least a half-dozen eyewitnesses including a nurse passing by who tried in vain to save James’s life. My other hope is that I’ll be the one to spot them, call 911, and get them put behind bars where they belong. It probably won’t be me, but someone will. Or one of their rat-fink friends will turn them in for a CrimeStoppers reward. There’s no honour among thieves, or among killers.
Time is Running Out Read More »
I don’t drink alcohol, I quit smoking in 1988 and I don’t do drugs. Not illegal ones, anyway, and none for pure pleasure. I have only one vice left and that’s coffee. So scientists, please keep your beakers away from my Keurig. …
Back off My Beans Read More »
People have been saying technology has gone too far since the candle-maker was in danger of having his business snuffed out by the invention of the lightbulb. So I’m not saying it’s going too far, I’m just saying that in many cases, we don’t need where it’s going. …
Smart Mirrors, Dumb Idea Read More »
You saucy minx. Thanks for the extra day off.
Happy Birthday Vicky Read More »
Just look at today’s date. An irritating greeting is going to be everywhere today and I’m bracing myself against unfriending two-thirds of my Facebook friends as they repeat it over and over and over! …
Please Don’t Say It Read More »
Miss Piggy’s hooves will walk in the footsteps of such trail-blazing women as Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor and theatre director Julie Taymor.
The Elizabeth A. Sackler Center for Feminist Art will honour the world’s most famous puppet pig with a First Award for making outstanding contributions in her field. And in Miss Piggy’s case, her field is an actual field. Sackler says Miss Piggy embodies “spirit, determination and grit.”
Miss Piggy’s response; “Moi is thrilled.”
Kermit the Frog is expected to attend the June 4 event where Piggy will be honoured.
Presumably Miss Piggy is being feted for always speaking her mind and making her intentions, wants and needs clear. I wonder if she would be willing to make room at the podium for another women who showed the same kind of spirit this week. Toya Graham lost her cool on her son and started smacking him in front of TV cameras and police when he joined in the rioting and she saw him throwing rocks at officers. She was overcome with fear that her son was putting himself in harm’s way and she’s being lauded by everyone, from parents to police. Her son later admitted that when he saw her, his first instinct was to run. Instead he crouched and took his little beating like a man. If you haven’t seen the video, get thee to Google because it’s worth watching. I’m no advocate for hitting kids but in this case, she got the job done.
All Hail Our Porcine Role Model! Read More »
Maybe it’s a good thing that despite pleas from the people of southwestern Ontario, Ikea refuses to open a store in my part of the province. They say we don’t meet their criteria for population density. We might be better off because of it.  …
What’s Swedish for Divorce? Read More »
When I was a kid I dreamed about being a lawyer. I still enjoy following trials, especially criminal cases, where too-often sleazy lawyers will do literally anything to try to get their clients an acquittal. I still don’t quite understand how that’s acceptable, but I digress. …
Judging the Judgers Read More »
Dan Price is my hero of the day. CEOs around the world are probably cursing his name because he has done something that all of them could do, but few, if any, will. …
Making (Most of) the People Happy Read More »