It’s Not the Money, Honey
I was willing to concede that the current lyrics of our national anthem should go back to their original form. …
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Celebrities
Keeping the Show in Show Business
A recent media blitz by a comedy legend disappointed me greatly.  And so I randt. …
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Tomorrow: Book Signing and Cupcake Fiesta at Chapters!
Tomorrow afternoon 15 local authors will gather with a book-centred TV show host at the London South Chapters to sign books, offer cupcakes and give attendees chances to win prizes. …
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Resurrecting the Departed
Most readers responding to a Vanity Fair magazine survey said they would choose Princess Diana if they could resurrect a celebrity. Â In fact no one else came close to Di’s 35% of the vote. …
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Blair Pays Up
June was Celibacy Month. Â Blair and I made a bet on The Big Show back then to see who could go the longest without, you know. Like Ray Romano on Everybody Loves Raymond, I declaredmyself a “sex camel”. I was probably going to win – but Blair didn’t even last one night! Â …
Return of the Ducks
By now you must have heard of Duck Dynasty. The show about a homespun Louisiana family and their multi-million dollar duck-call company, Duck Commander, returned for season four this week with record-shattering ratings: 11.4-million people, the most ever for a reality show on cable. …
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RTP #10
I’m giddy at the thought of tonight. I’ve been very lucky to be able to meet so many of the musical heroes of my youth. Â And one of them is coming to London to perform at the 10th annual Rock the Park and because Free-FM is presenting tonight’s entertainment, there’s a very good chance I’ll get to spend a little time fumbling for words in front of him! Â …
Dad Jeans
Much fun has been made of so-called Mom jeans. You know the type: they sit higher on the waist than is fashionable and offer a generous amount of room in the seat. They may or may not have an elastic waist. No one you or I know wears Mom jeans but they do exist on the bodies of some women.  They’re not cool. …
RIP Jason Leffler
You may not have any idea who Jason Leffler is. Â But when I found out yesterday morning that he was killed, albeit doing what he loved, my heart broke. Â …
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Tommy at Stratford
It’s amusing to think that most of the performers in the Stratford Festival’s production of Tommy weren’t born when the double-album first came out in 1969.  But that has no bearing on the show. It’s stellar and it surpasses any attempt at staging Pete Townshend’s rock opera I’ve seen before – and there have been a few. …
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EBook Price Fixing
Please bear in mind that the allegations presented here have not yet been proven in a court of law. …
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Blair Catches the Latest Workout Fever
You may have seen or heard about this new fitness craze. Â Well it’s more like a fitness “crazy” who is trying to promote her exercise idea: Prancercise.
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Celebrating the Freaks
Models are freaks.  They are the .00001 % of the female population but they’re exploited as if they’re what we should all aspire to. They’re freaks! …
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The Forest for the Trees
Some days I really think I ought to stop thinking of myself as bright! Â …
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Brandt’s Randt – Jerry Lewis Makes Unfunny Comments on Women Comics
Jerry Lewis is a tool. Â Yes, a tool who raised lots of money for kids with M.D. but a tool nonetheless. Â One of the biggest jerks I ever worked with was nicknamed Mr. Telethon and that moniker had nothing to do with his caring personality – which didn’t exist – Â and everything to do with his deep cravings for attention. Â But I digress.
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How to Spot a Dinosaur
Dinosaurs – defined in this case as people who haven’t evolved with the times – make assumptions. Â They assume everybody celebrates Christmas and don’t consider that they might be Jewish or another faith. Â They assume everybody is straight. Â They never think about whether a white person might be married to a black person or if someone might have adopted the children whose hands they’re holding. Â …
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