War Is Hell, Year After Year

Taxidermists, snake charmers, deep sea divers, astronauts, strippers, proctologists, butchers and vegans all have something in common: I can find a way to understand why they do what they do, even though I have no intention of ever joining them. But there’s one group of people I simply can’t wrap my head around and perhaps someone will shed some light on them for me. 

I’m referring to the war re-enactment folks. They’re coming to a nearby swatch of land soon, to dress up and perform the Battle of 1814, when the British drove the invading Americans out. Although I say “perform”, the Upper Thames Military Re-enactment Society isn’t a theatre group. This is their hobby. Now please note that I have no objection to what they do. I just don’t see why.

They dress up in period costume. Some have to be the victorious British while others are the losing Americans. Then they recreate the battle exactly as it was, starting with a meeting with the native council to get their support before they begin to fight. They’re firing the cannons, holding the weapons, marching the marches and doing whatever else it was that so many men did as they fought, died and fled. 

And they do this every year!

Each day starts with an “ambush” event for the re-enactors that’s not open to the public. And each day ends with a mini-militia where children are given the ancient weapons and put through drills.

I truly don’t get it. Do they just love war that much? I can understand pioneer villages and showing children the way people went about their lives in centuries past. But reviving an old war as a hobby just doesn’t fit into my brain somehow. If it does yours, admission is $8 and gates are open from 10-6 each day at Longwoods Conservation Area.