Apple Watch

I don’t want my text  messages coming to my wrist. 

I also don’t want to be wearing my phone because I like to force myself to put it away sometimes, like at mealtimes. Priced between $500 and $13,000+ Apple’s newest gizmo looks like a huge waste of money.

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I don’t get it.

You’ll be able to read messages but not write back. So that means keeping more stuff in your head which is something a smartphone or smartwatch is supposed to do for you. You download things like phone numbers and dates to your technology so you can free up brain space for things like who the Bachelor is going to choose or which Kardashian has a bigger butt.

Seriously.

I can’t wait to get out of Apple. I want a phone other than an iPhone and will be happy to break free of the small i world. The day will come when all of their products will merge into one. The phones are getting bigger and the tablets, smaller. Soon everyone will be wearing a slimmed down, big-screen version of the i-whatever around their necks. Everybody but me, that is. Apple has become like a religion and I’m willing to risk being burned at the stake as a heretic.

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