The spammers have been incredibly busy lately. On recent Saturday morning I woke up to 120 spam messages disguised as comments on this website. This is why there’s an approval system for comments.
I’ve shared some of these before. Some are complimentary. Some are insulting. All are designed to slip through the cracks and advertise everything from Cialis to knock-off designer shoes to you name it. The people who craft them deserve a slow clap and then a sound beating with a whiffle bat. It’s just a big ol’ waste of time to delete them. But they can also provide some much-needed amusement on a busy day. With that in mind, I now present my current favourite from a spammer selling fake Rolex watches. Such drama, such worship!
“I would like to express some thanks to this writer just for rescuing me from such a predicament. Right after exploring throughout the the net and obtaining basics that were not powerful, I figured my entire life was over. Being alive without the answers to the issues you’ve sorted out through your posting is a critical case, and those which might have adversely affected my career if I had not discovered the website. Your own personal skills and kindness in touching a lot of things was helpful. I don’t know what I would’ve done if I had not come across such a stuff like this. I can also at this moment look forward to my future. Thank you so much for this expert and amazing help. I will not think twice to recommend the website to any person who will need care on this subject matter.”
How glad I am that I could save your life with my kindness and awesome posts! Now get thee far away.