This collection of celebrity quotes comes from MSN under the heading, Things Men Don’t Know About Women. I’m sharing my five favourites for women to nod along and men to take notes!
“Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it’s a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day, Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Brian Dennehy.” Alyssa Milano
“If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble.” Jenna Fischer
“We hate baby showers as much as you assume a sane person would.” Andrea Savage
“Our friends are not your enemies, and our enemies better not be your friends.” Kyra Sedgewick
“Everything sounds better when your mouth is next to our ear and you whisper it. Everything from ‘Sorry about the smell’ to ‘I’m going to love you forever, m’lady.'” Cheryl Hines
Sorry, but after 30+ years, my note book is already full of the numerous female neurosis I’ve learned. More than enough to drive a poor guy crazy!
At least you’re keeping notes! We thank you! hee hee
… now being single, I just have to figure out what to do with all this female awareness, well that is, other than advising my married friends!