First there was cleavage. Then came side-boob. I’ve also heard of top-boob. But did you know there’s now a thing called swoobs? It’s sweat on your boobs.
I’m sure this is a very real condition for some well-endowed women. The New York Daily News reports several new products are on the market to tackle swoobs. There’s Fresh Breasts deodorant cream. Or how about Bust Dust? And there’s an organic product called You Bet No Boob Sweat.
I suppose niche marketing is where it’s at and if there are women who suffer from this problem they should be able to find relief. And now they can.
Men shouldn’t feel left out though. The makers of Fresh Breasts have created a product especially for men who experience that not-so-fresh-feeling. It’s called, and I’m not making this up: Fresh Balls.