A Married Conversation

ME: Gad, I wish you weren’t so dead set against me getting a little bit of Botox, just a bit, just between the eyes. I know you’re totally against it. I just wish you weren’t. 

HE: It’s the marijuana of cosmetic surgery, the gateway procedure.  Next thing you know, you’re Meg Ryan and you look like the Joker.

ME: I think I give people the wrong impression sometimes because of my frown lines.

HE: What are you talking about?

ME: I think I look concerned or angry when I’m really not.

HE: Well then smile!

ME: I do smile! But it’s like a dog that’s barking and wagging its tail – they don’t know which end to believe!

HE: Then wag harder!

ME: Sigh.

HE: I love you too.

2 thoughts on “A Married Conversation”

  1. I had the same convo with my husband. Just do it! I get a shot between my eyebrows every three months. I no longer look as if I am glowering at everyone and smiling just made me look evil. It can be a gateway though. I also tried fillers (once) and the results were really obvious so never again. But botox is subtle. Like you’ve been away on holiday. Of course a couple of glasses of wine will relax your frown lines as well but the unless you keep drinking the results don’t last as long.

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