A young cleaning woman mopped around me as a read yesterday.
“Has anyone ever told you that you look like Jessica Biel?”, thinking she must hear it all the time.
“No way” she said clearly pleased. “really?”
“I think you’d win a photo contest!”
“right on!” she said. “thanks!”
“hey I just call it as I see it. For me, right now after 7 days in hospital and one shower. I look like ‘woman last seen headed west on I-190 in dodge pickup with stolen baby.”
“oh?” said the cleaner. “who’s she?”
Sorry to hear you are not well