Archive for January, 2011
The Kind of Hospital I’m in
8 days into my stay and I just felt confident and able to go to the third floor cafeteria on my own. I had heard rumours about Jello and when a tiny, toothless cafeteria worker noticed me looking longingly through...
A Slice of a Day in the Life
A young cleaning woman mopped around me as a read yesterday. “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Jessica Biel?”, thinking she must hear it all the time. “No way” she said clearly pleased. “really?” “I think you’d...
What the Hell is Wrong with People?
I have to tell you about this older man and woman who come to visit someone in a nearby room. So here I am, in my supermodel best hospital edition robe, clutched at the back, looking like I’ve ridden to...
Communication Breakdown
If I’ve communicated with you personally consider it the tiniest of miracles. I’m quite sure I’ve sent emails only in my head and really sent others that I can’t remember. Such is life in the whirlwind of medications and testing....
You don’t know sick
I will never again say, I feel like crap. Continue reading
Liver of Mine (aka LOM)
Part one.
Gone Shopping
Details soon!!
Baby Makes His Blue Jeans Talk
The generational divide between myself and some 20-somethings can be boiled down to this: I like my clothes to be clean when I wear them. Continue reading
Reasons to Love Ricky Gervais
He just makes so much sense! Direct quotes taken from last night’s hour-long appearance on Piers Morgan’s show on CNN. Continue reading
One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
I came down with something on Tuesday night. Continue reading