Naming the News

So ol’ Lloyd Robertson, the man who has had a grandfatherly smile for as long as I can remember is finally going to retire after leaving a 35 year butt-print in the CTV anchor chair.  Well, he wasn’t the main anchor that whole time but I really wanted to write “35 year butt-print”.  Naturally, people are asking me about his replacement, Lisa LaFlamme.  I say “Hurrah!” but not because she’s a woman, because she’s a Lisa.  …