Polar Bear Feeds on Stupid Woman
You may have seen the headline, Woman Attacked By Polar Bear! My goodness, I thought. Was she just walking down the street , minding her own business when a crazed polar bear hopped off his stool at Starbucks abandoning his half-caf latte and darted after her, attacking her for no reason? No, of course not. For one thing, polar bears prefer cappucinos to lattes. For another, the woman was in the wrong. …